One of the big blockbusters from this past summer was The Expendables 2. The all-star
gathering of action heroes had larger roles for Bruce Willis and Arnold
Schwarzenegger along with the additions of Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van
Damme. The glaring omission from completing the line-up was Steven Seagal.
Aside from Machete, he’s been toiling
away in the direct-to-video market with a steady stream of low-budget action
flicks. Seagal’s latest effort is Maximum
Conviction, which features his own epic team-up with WWE Hall of Famer
Steve Austin.
The two Steves play Cross (Seagal) and Manning (Austin), a
pair of former Special Forces operatives now working as private security
contractors. Their latest assignment is assisting in the decommissioning of a
top secret military prison in the Pacific Northwest. Most of the facility has
already been shut down save for a skeleton crew of guards and a block holding a
handful of high security convicts. The number grows when Cross checks in two
female prisoners, Samantha Mendez (Steph Song) and Charlotte Walker (Aliyah
O'Brien). The ladies are of keen interest to a team of well-armed mercenaries
who infiltrate the prison while posing as U.S. Marshals. Cross and Manning are
left scattered and outgunned when the bad guys take control and release all the
prisoners.
Maximum Conviction
is exactly what you'd expect from a run-of-the-mill action flick. This is the
kind of movie someone might find in the discount bin at Walmart or playing late
night on cable television. The direction and script are handled by Keoni Waxman
and Richard Beattie, who have both contributed to Seagal's television drama
True Justice. Waxman also directed the Austin vehicle Hunt to Kill. Behind the camera, Waxman
handles the action flat though competently handled. The dialogue is wooden and
there are a few glaring plot holes. At one point, a female guard provided cover
fire for Cross to move his prisoners, but she's never seen again and her fate
isn't revealed.
The selling point here is Steven Seagal and Steve Austin. Sadly,
Seagal's best days are far behind him. He's looking less like Steven Seagal and
more like the monster that ate Steven Seagal. He looks embarrassingly bloated
and barely mobile so don't expect him to throw any roundhouse kicks. Seagal's M.O.
is to stand still and wait for his opponents to come to him. Luckily, his
punches still pack a wallop. Austin
doesn't get the chance to show the charisma he once did as the Texas
Rattlesnake, except for a couple of funny one-liners. Both deliver their lines in the most gruff and monotone manner
possible. Completing this line-up of C-list Expendables is Michael Paré as the villainous
ringleader. Paré starred in Eddie and the
Cruisers and Streets of Fire back
in the 80's, but never hit it big like some of his macho brethren.
Maximum Conviction
is a brainless and generic effort. On the other hand, it moves at a brisk pace
and keeps you occupied with a steady stream of action. This is a movie only
recommended for die-hard fans of Seagal and Austin.
Rating: * (*****)
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