Big Miracle is
based on the 1989 non-fiction book, Freeing
the Whales: How the Media Created the World's Greatest Non-Event by Tom
Rose, which in turn was based on the real-life events surrounding Operation
Breakthrough. In the previous year, three gray whales became trapped by ice
near the coastal town of Point Barrow, Alaska. The story went viral before
there ever was such a thing as news programs across the country picked it up.
Universal's Big Miracle is the
largely fictionalized version of the international efforts to rescue these poor
creatures.
John Krasinski stars as Adam Carlson, a news reporter in
Barrow with aspirations of moving on up to bigger markets in the lower 48
states. He's the first to report on a family of whales, who have been nicknamed
Fred, Wilma, and Bamm Bamm. The baby isn't Pebbles because he's a boy, you see.
The whales are surrounded by ice and will die if they don't get free. When
everybody from Tom Brokaw to Dan Rather run Adam's story, Barrow is flooded
with journalists and folks from all walks of life hoping to lend a hand. Most
of them have their own selfish reasons for joining in.
Oil executive J.W. McGraw (Ted Danson), who sees the rescue
as good P.R. and a gateway to open a wildlife refuge for drilling. White House
aide Kelly Myers (Vinessa Shaw) looks to polish the legacy of the Reagan
administration while building momentum for a run by Vice-President Bush. Both
have tasked Col. Scott Boyer (Dermot Mulroney) of the National Guard to tow a
hover barge from one of McGraw's stations via helicopter. Boyer is just
following orders and doesn't care much about the whales, especially since they
aren't killer whales. One of the few to contribute out of the goodness of her
own heart is Rachel Kramer (Drew Barrymore), a Greenpeace activist and Adam's
former girlfriend. Soon, the townsfolk, the people of the Inupiat tribe, and
even the Russians form an unlikely alliance to save the trio of whales.
Big Miracle comes
to us from director Ken Kwapis, who previously helmed the ensemble rom-com He's Just Not That Into You and the
tween-lit adaptation The Sisterhood of
the Traveling Pants, is used to juggling a myriad of storylines. He does so
again to the detriment of Big Miracle,
which is bogged down by too many superfluous subplots. There's a love triangle
brewing between Adam, Rachel, and a big city reporter played by Kristen Bell as
well as another love story involving Col. Boyer and Kelly Myers. Newcomer
Ahmaogak Sweeney appears as an Inupiat boy named Nathan. His narration bookends
the film, but he's a minor character at best.
Screenwriters Jack Amiel and Michael Berger have drawn their
cast of characters in very broad strokes. Everyone is earnest and
one-dimensional. John Krasinski fares the worst. The funnyman from The Office is a white bread bore as the
lead protagonist. Ted Danson's oil exec seems as if he's mainly there as a
counterpoint to the all the conservative pundits complaining about the
portrayal of big business in films such as The Muppets and The Lorax. On the
other hand, Drew Barrymore's Rachel represents all the worst of stereotypes of
the granola munching eco-movement. She's a heartfelt firebrand, but also
pedantic and myopic. She's more than willing to pain the Inupiat tribe as a
bunch of whale slaughtering backwoods barbarians. According to the film,
they're merely salt of the earth (or snow) people ready to dispense sage advice
when necessary to plot advancement.
The true miracle of Big
Miracle is the wealth of supporting actors that work diligently to keep the
picture from completely sinking into the icy depths. Stephen Root plays the
Alaskan governor, who is initially dismissive of the whale rescue until it
captures the public eye. John Michael Higgins is funny as a smarmy anchorman. Rob
Riggle and James LeGros are highlights as a pair of brothers from Minnesota,
who arrive with a de-icing machine of their own invention. It's as if they made
a wrong turn on their way to the set of Fargo.
Also, be on the look out for Kathy Baker, Bruce Altman, Shea Whigham, Jonathan
Slavin, and Tim Blake Nelson.
Big Miracle was
released in February during the blasé months of the Hollywood release schedule
where it earned a paltry $24.7 million worldwide. Perhaps, the world has grown
too cynical for a simplistic, heartwarming tale. Is there anything miraculous
to be found in Big Miracle? No, but
it is wholesome, family-friendly entertainment.
Rating: * ½ (*****)
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