Kick-Ass 2

Kick-Ass 2 - Dir. Jeff Wadlow (2013)

Scotsman Mark Millar is one of the top writers currently in the comic book industry. He's able to find a unique slant to traditional superhero tropes. Millar's magnum opus, Superman: Red Son, is a brilliant look at what would have happened if baby Kal-El had landed in Stalin Russian instead of Smallville, Kansas. Millar's talent as an author is frequently lost by his proclivities for being a provocateur. His works, such as Wanted and Nemesis, are known to frequently use profanity and violence for shock value. Millar has also come under fire for his cavalier attitude towards the depiction of rape. This leads us to Kick-Ass, which initially debuted as an 8-issue mini-series in 2008 and gained notice for Hit-Girl, a 10-year old vigilante described as a cross between Rambo and Polly Pocket. Hit-Girl casually cursed like a sailor and eviscerated bad guys with a variety of deadly weapons. When it came time to turn the comic into a live-action movie, director Matthew Vaughn raised the $30 million budget himself when studios balked at the violence and the young age of the character that caused most of it. The first Kick-Ass film didn't do blockbuster numbers, but it did enough off a modest budget to warrant sequels.

Kick-Ass 2 is based on the second mini-series and the Hit-Girl spin-off that bridges the gap between the two stories. Some time has passed since the events of the previous picture in which geeky Dave Lizewski (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) donned a green wetsuit to moonlight as the superhero Kick-Ass. He mostly got the crap beaten out of him while pint-size dynamo, Mindy Macready aka Hit-Girl (Chloe Grace Moretz), did all the real damage. Dave has hung up the tights, but dons them once more to escape his dreary existence as a high school senior. His past exploits as Kick-Ass have inspired dozens of other New Yorkers to put on their costumes, including Dave's best friend Marty (Clark Duke), now known as Battle Guy. Together, they join Justice Forever, a superhero team founded by Col. Stars & Stripes (Jim Carrey), a grizzled ex-mob enforcer who went legit after finding Jesus.

Now that he's playing in the big leagues, Dave receives further training from Mindy, but the sparring sessions end when her guardian and late-father's former partner, Marcus (Morris Chestnut), catches her in costume during a Ferris Bueller race to the house. Forbidden from being Hit-Girl, Mindy must acclimate to civilian life and dealing with one of her most fearsome foes ever, mean high school girls. Meanwhile, Dave's archenemy, Chris D'Amico (Christopher Mintz-Plasse), vows revenge and transforms himself into the Motherfucker, the world's first supervillain. He gathers his own team of thugs and killers led by a buff KGB assassin dubbed Mother Russia (Olga Kurkulina).

There were mixed message with Kick-Ass. It wanted to deconstruct the superhero genre and show real world consequences to costumed crime fighting. Then, it ended with the title character flying around on a jetpack and blowing a man up with a bazooka. Still, it was a fun action movie that hung on a bravura performance from young Chloe Moretz. Kick-Ass 2 is just a mess.

Matthew Vaughn had a flair for action, but he only serves as producer for the sequel. The reins are handed over to writer/director Jeff Wadlow, whose uninspiring resume includes Cry_Wolf and Never Back Down. Somehow, he's also managed to land X-Force as his next picture. Wadlow has no knack for action, employing the same choppy approach that too many American filmmakers adopt. A sequence where Mindy clings to a van full of mobsters is the movie's most poorly constructed set piece. Close-ups of Moretz in front of a green screen are embarrassingly obvious.

Kick-Ass himself has regressed as a character. He's less competent and less interesting in Kick-Ass 2 with his primary motivation being boredom. No, the true star of the sequel is Hit-Girl. Moretz manages to convey all the heartbreak that comes with bullying and adolescent awkwardness. However, Wadlow has embraced Millar's preoccupation with juvenile humor. Any emotional payoff from that storyline is tossed out in favor of a sight gag involving projectile vomiting and diarrhea. In fact, any time Kick-Ass 2 tries to inject some semblance of gravitas; it's undercut by jokes done in poor taste. Two deaths are expected to be taken seriously, yet the movie has such a casual attitude toward death that we feel nothing, except maybe nausea. Mother Russia brutally kills several police officers to a rock version of the Tetris theme and an attempted rape scene is played for laughs. This is tame stuff compared to the source material, which featured a gang rape, children being gunned down, and a decapitated dog.

It's also a shame that Kick-Ass 2 doesn't fully utilize its fantastic supporting cast. An unrecognizable Jim Carrey gives his liveliest performance in years in the small role of the Colonel. Carrey really disappears into the part thanks to some prosthetics and thick New York accent. Taking on these character roles can really revitalize his career. Too bad they aren't in better movies. John Leguizamo and an exuberant Donald Faison are wasted along with Iain Glen from Game of Thrones in a throwaway cameo.

Kick-Ass 2 is an out and out disappointment rife with abrupt tonal shifts and sloppy storytelling.

Rating: * ½ (*****)

A Christmas Carol

A Christmas Carol - Dir. Robert Zemeckis (2009)


Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol has been told and re-told so many times that I doubt a plot summary is necessary at all. In terms of movies, the 1951 version starring Alastair Sim is widely regarded as the quintessential cinematic adaptation. Richard Donner’s modernized version, Scrooged starring Bill Murray is another favorite. There have been versions starring the Muppets, Mickey Mouse, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Mr. Magoo. Cartoonist Carl Barks created the popular Uncle Scrooge as a takeoff of Dickens’ lead character for the Donald Duck comic books. Armed with the latest in modern technology, director Robert Zemeckis has created yet another version of what he considers one of the great time travel stories.

Jim Carrey takes the lead as Ebenezer Scrooge whose selfish ways earn him a visit from his late partner, Jacob Marley (Gary Oldman). Marley heralds the arrival of the three spirits (also played by Carrey) who teach Scrooge the error of his ways. Carrey isn’t the only one playing multiple roles. Oldman also doubles as Bob Cratchit and even did the motion capture for Tiny Tim. Robin Wright Penn appears as Scrooge’s late sister, Fan, and former love, Belle, while Colin Firth takes on the small role of Scrooge’s nephew, Fred. He’s the only one who actually looks like his character.

This 3D version is a faithful adaptation with numerous lines of dialogue lifted straight from the novel. Carol begins to fall apart in the third act which is also where it strays furthest from the source material. Zemeckis pads out the final part of the film with Scrooge being chased through the streets of London by a carriage driven by the Ghost of Christmas Past. Scrooge is slowly shrunk to action figure size throughout. Never has there been a more unnecessary addition then to throw in a slapdash action sequence into Dickens’ classic.

Through computer animation, Zemeckis is able to open up the world, telling a timeless tale in new ways. Some of it works (the seamless way in which Scrooge travels through his past) and a lot doesn’t (Ghost of Christmas Present turning Scrooge’s home into a glorified home theater system). Mostly, the motion capture isn’t able to shake off its limitations. The characters still have a plastic look to them while moving about in a wooden fashion. Granted, they aren’t as creepy looking as in The Polar Express, but the animation hasn’t improved enough to accurately render the actors’ performances.

Rating: **